I WAS A HIGH SCHOOL BEAUTY QUEEN

Ok, not really, but I did try it once. Really.

May 23, 2017

Yes, indeed, I believe it was the summer before my senior year of high school, back in 1987. A flyer must have circulated the halls of Sentinel High, up in wonderful Missoula, Montana.

"The Junior Miss Montana Pageant" hosted, in Great Falls

I honestly don't remember that much about the event itself. I just remember driving the four hours with…